My friend has a shovel made of gold I guess you could call him a Gold digger
when i try to call my friend i can't get through because my name is Lin Kon and the operator Keeps saying yes Mr president
Which month is the bus.? December
Roblox Brookhaven be like
ABC if you wanna be adopted ABC if you wanna be my friend ABC if you wanna be a banker ABC if you wanna rob the bank ABC if you wanna date ABC if you wanna sex
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed"
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion? A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Your Friend: Bro I'm having a movie sleep over tonight. I've invited 17 people wanna come? You: Yeah but why so many people? Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers. You: Dude!!!!
I asked my friend "Hey did you get a haircut and she said no" and then I'm like really then why are you bald today.
me:knock knock friend:whos there me:impation feminest friend:impati-- me:why dont we have equal pay YETTTTTTT
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
My friend is blind so he can nosy
What was Pepe's best friend. Ballsack
why did the chickin crosse the road? to get to the gay guys house nock nock whos ther chickin
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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A girl in the shop was getting bullied she came to me saying I’m getting bullied I told her stand up for her self
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan? The orphan said I’m going to tell my mom Bully:I wanna see your mom Narrator:at that moment he new he messed up
This was my friends joke he wanted me to post;)
My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎
(Me) Do u know a funny joke? Friend: Yes u.
me: lets go to Randy's friend: theres no Randy's me: ran deez nuts with a car
My Friend- Why does Santa look like that? My 15 Year Old Friend- He has secateurs cancer... Me- I heard its cause he comes once a year. *-Everyone Looks at me-*
