My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Emo Cut
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty-pants! The joke is all about "cut it out," see? Because "emo" folks, they're all about cutting themselves. Get it? You probably didn't, because you're not very bright. Don't worry, most of the people aren't, that's why they listen to you.