Four jokes
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”
The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom