How do you get four prostitutes on one chair? You turn it upside down
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned..... Why??? They left someone for memories!!!!
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
what comes next in the pattern, ottffs_
s because it represents numbers going up, one two three four five six seven
cancer is so easy to beat im already at stage four!
Whereβs the best place to put a Christmas tree In between Christmas two and Christmas four πππ
Why didnβt the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE AHAHAH
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
β οΈIβm not racist itβs just a jokeβ οΈ
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
Little Johnny was walking down an alley and saw a lamp. After he rubbed it a genie came out and said "You have 10 seconds to have one wish". Little Johny says he wants to pee alcohol. The genie grants his wish. He tells his family and his sister doesn't believe it. After having a drink she says, "We should have this every night!". Little Johny gets two cups every night one for him and his sister. He does the same thing for four nights. Eventually he ran out of cups and has one left. He gives on himself and his sister asks, "Wheres my cup?". little Johny replied, "Your drinking out of the bottle tonight".
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
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I ate a time-machine once, it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didnβt stand a chance against the five of us.
