Forgetfulness jokes

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.

She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.

An old man is sitting on a park bench, crying his eyes out. A jogger stops, feels bad for him, and asks, "Sir, what's wrong?"

The old man sobs, "I'm 85 years old. I have a 25-year-old wife at home who is a supermodel. She cooks me gourmet meals every day, she keeps the house spotless, and we spend every night in total, passionate bliss."

The jogger looks confused. "Wait... that sounds amazing! Why are you crying?"

The old man looks up, tears streaming down his face, and wails: "I can't remember where I live!"

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.

Um.

Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"

1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?

- A bus full of children.

2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

- He died of a yeast infection.

3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...

- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”

4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...

- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...

- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?

The nun gets pregNUNt.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He forgot his eggs.

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)

God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.

People of Earth: *running and screaming*

Santen: *to God* Really?

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏