Forgetfulness jokes

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.

She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"

I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.

Um.

Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?

- A bus full of children.

2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

- He died of a yeast infection.

3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...

- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”

4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...

- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...

- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?

The nun gets pregNUNt.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.

Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He forgot his eggs.

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏

What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?

Alzheimer's.

God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.

People of Earth: *running and screaming*

Santen: *to God* Really?