Yoo... Kobe your going down man did you forget the low grade fuel?
ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer
God: i feel like i'm forgetting something....... oh no Earth *sees it on fire* oh it's fine People of Earth: *running and screaming* Santen: *to God* realy
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have? Because no one forgets it! :))
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
In kindergarten we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words. Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit"
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip.
his last words: paint dosent taste good
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life who would it be? Me: Me Friend: *does nothing* (x_x) I forgot that I don't have friends
What do orphans and homework have in common? Everybody forgets about them
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
have i told you the joke about the airplane, ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
