Forgetfulness jokes
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
Memes
That one stupid kid in class :
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"