Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor š.
Iāll never forget the first time we met, but Iāll keep trying.
i thought i told u the lock up when i left this morning this is why our shit gets stolen all the time
after you read this post you will forget you were gay
Mom:Dont forget to unload the dishwasher
Mom:did you finish ur homework?
Mom:We are going to ur grandmothers house for thanksgiving
Mom:Dad and i talked we are getting a new car next month
Son:u are?? oh my gosh thank you
Mom:No i was just making sure you were getting my texts
Son:that was cruel
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I've got not much of anything to be honest Been in special classes in school Not liked by people Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me 31 years old and never had sex pathetic Not very smart Don't look good Hate myself more than anything Been a failure at everything in life Probably be alone forever People treat me like crap Can't do anything right And the list goes on and on
So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet the answer is ,I forget I'm a extreme procrastinator keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes itās a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesnāt change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and donāt let people break your dreams and donāt Forget them either so no matter who you are donāt let people change who you arešŗš®
