Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
