Forgetfulness jokes

You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".

If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.

I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.

His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.

Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.

Elephants never forget.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

Why are astronauts forgetful?

They're always spacing out.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"

Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.

What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?

None, because they both forget a lot.

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?

Alzheimer's.

All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...

Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.

Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.

And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.

There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...

There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.

So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

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