I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way
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I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
I never forget my grandpa’s last words Are you still holding the ladder?
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
i will never forget my girlfriends last words..."get off of me STOP"*slurp*...Dead
A man found a chest full of gold so he went to go tell his wife only to remember why he was digging
When you realize you forgot to mop ur room you hear footsteps 🥋
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i'm forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that's right
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment
Why are astronauts forgetful? They're always spacing out.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spen the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
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The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
