How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
