I was gonna tell a memory loss joke but I forgot it
Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
My dad went for the milk but he left his wheelchair
Me:knock knock Bestie:whos there? Me:ben Bestie:ben dover? Me:no ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx Bestie:omg how did i forget hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx
I made a website for orphans. Silly me forget the home page.
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words
WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Ill never forget my mother last words. What's are doing with that sledge hammer
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old. She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence( Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words, "What are you doing with that rope and saw"
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers. Um. Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun, and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
(wow two pregnancy jokes in a row)
i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
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Why did the chicken cross the road
He forgot his eggs
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
