Forgetfulness jokes

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"

Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.

All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...

Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.

Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.

And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.

There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...

There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.

So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.

I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”

I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.

Um.

Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.

Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)

Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.

Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.