Forgetfulness jokes
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
An old man is sitting on a park bench, crying his eyes out. A jogger stops, feels bad for him, and asks, "Sir, what's wrong?"
The old man sobs, "I'm 85 years old. I have a 25-year-old wife at home who is a supermodel. She cooks me gourmet meals every day, she keeps the house spotless, and we spend every night in total, passionate bliss."
The jogger looks confused. "Wait... that sounds amazing! Why are you crying?"
The old man looks up, tears streaming down his face, and wails: "I can't remember where I live!"
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"