Forgetfulness jokes

Why are astronauts forgetful?

They're always spacing out.

Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

I never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

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The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...

Wait, where are we again?

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

USA: "Never forget 9/11."

Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"

If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

I made a website for orphans.

Silly me, I forgot the home page.

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"