Forgetfulness jokes

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

Why are astronauts forgetful?

They're always spacing out.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.

I never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...

Wait, where are we again?

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

USA: "Never forget 9/11."

Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"

I made a website for orphans.

Silly me, I forgot the home page.

If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"