What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
In kindergarten we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words. Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit"
Yoo... Kobe your going down man did you forget the low grade fuel?
Ill never forget my grampa's last words, "stop shaking the ladder you cunt"
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
911 help hello never mind forget it your so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
Alahu-Akbar
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it
55. I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip.
his last words: paint dosent taste good
What do orphans and homework have in common? Everybody forgets about them
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
have i told you the joke about the airplane, ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head
(This is a cruel joke, do not say this to anyone it just popped up in my mind)
Roses are Red Violet's are blue yo grandma died, yo dad left you too, now you living with yo old grandma coot. 'oh' let's not forget yo mom left you to, you gon live alone, die alone, with no roses on yo casket too.