How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
