Foot jokes
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Greg fucking steals toes!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.