Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
Foot Jokes
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Greg fucking steals toes!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
