Knock Knock who’s there? Madam’ Madam’ who Madam’ foot got caught in the door can you please open it!
IF a person walks off a hundred foot cliff and half way down screams why did I do that. Then a second person walks off the same one hundred foot cliff and screams the same verse "why did I do that," then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line" why did I do that" and the next person the same thing. What do you call that? (Stupid People)
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot high piano player? He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish. The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf as all he got was a 12 pianist.
A man ask to play kick the bucket ( not death). The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt.Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other ones foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff which brings the man with it. LOL
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My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Big foot is just a normal person who covered himself in pritt stick and went down on susan boyle
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
