Food jokes
I ate Nemo.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.