How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
What does broccoli and sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
what happens when you eat a cat I love to eat cats for dinner
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Whats up with airline food?
why can’t blind people eat fish? because it’s sea food
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth
How many potato to feed the elephant
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Why is there no medication in Africa? Because doctors advised you don't take it on an empty stomach.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo? A. The pizza doesn't cut it's self.
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
One time an and was collecting food suddenly a wind and pushed the ant to the river the ant said help help and a pigeon heared it then he grab a leaf and throwed It in a river the ant climbed on it and then pigeon and the ant became best friends but one time a hunter came to kill the pigeon when the saw him she bites his leg and the pigeon flys away from the arrow and that's how friends are everybody
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic your lose is our sauce!!!!
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematoriom you're doing "a good job" do it at home and your "destroying evidence." Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win..
Pineapple goes on pizza
