Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
Becoming Popcorn
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This chucklehead wants to become popcorn after they die. They plan to eat popcorn kernels before cremation, so, like, *poof*, they turn into popcorn. Get it? You probably don't since you are reading this. Side fact, I bet you also eat your boogers!
Comments (3)
sammm
gasp... id eat you
JAred
Logic
JAred
Or you could drink gasoline