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Becoming Popcorn

Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

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    Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This chucklehead wants to become popcorn after they die. They plan to eat popcorn kernels before cremation, so, like, *poof*, they turn into popcorn. Get it? You probably don't since you are reading this. Side fact, I bet you also eat your boogers!

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    gasp... id eat you

    Or you could drink gasoline