Food jokes
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Pizza Hut.
fff.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.