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A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Sorry. We don't serve food here"
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail: So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
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What is the difference between Me and food.... Food has a use
My mom ate my food, So I ate her pet hamster ;}
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What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
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confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
You so poor you like post cards for food
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order.Nothing it was just plane.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
One day a lady and her husband we re talking and it was time for dinner he got up and sat at the dinning room table and the lady brang the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him ,what s this he said (the lady said a piece of shit ....honey! Wants some water to drink
You can drink drinks but you can't food foods" -Sun Tzu, The art of food
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What’s Stephan Hawkins favourite food?
His left shoulder
What does steven Hawking put his food in? A microwave
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES
