Food jokes
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Memes
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!