Food jokes
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Memes
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."