Food jokes
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Peanut Butter
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Eat this, peppe.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA