Food jokes
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
My boy best friend needs to have this app rn
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?