Food jokes

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.

How do rappers like their pizza?

With extra bars and dough!

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.

Why do squirrels love dick?

Because it produces nut.

Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?

A. Ice burger.

Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.

What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!

"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."

What's your mum's favourite food?

Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."

Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?

What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.

Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.

"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."

I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"

Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.