Food jokes
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
I don't want to taco about myself.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
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Oh, he needs some milk!
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.