Food jokes
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
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Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Noob butter eater.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.