Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Food Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
