Food jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."
A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"
The bartender says, "No bread here."
And then the duck says, "Got any bread?"
And the bartender says, "Didn't I just f***ing say that there was no bread here?"
And the duck says, "Got any bread?!"
And the bartender says, "You stupid duck! Or should I say d***? There's no bread here. Don't make me say that again, or I'll pin you to the wall with a nail."
So the duck says, "Got any nails?"
And then the bartender looks surprised, and says, "Of course I've got f***ing nails. Can't you see them?"
And the duck says, "Got any bread?"
And the bartender throws the duck out of the bar.
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.