What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
