Food jokes
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Memes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
You are a fat pig.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.