Food jokes
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
My face when my mom said we could go to McDonalds
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!