Food jokes
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Memes
Peanut Butter
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
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Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"