Food jokes
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
managed to log into cupcakes mcdonalds account
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
Lettuce ketchup.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
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What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"