Food jokes

Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.

What do you call a pizza?

Anthony Cahill's face!

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

Why did Spencer eat cheese?

Because he was Jewish.

What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?

Porn Cocktail.

What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?

10 year olds.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"

What makes a bird fly?

Bird food!

One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"

The bartender says, "No bread here."

And then the duck says, "Got any bread?"

And the bartender says, "Didn't I just f***ing say that there was no bread here?"

And the duck says, "Got any bread?!"

And the bartender says, "You stupid duck! Or should I say d***? There's no bread here. Don't make me say that again, or I'll pin you to the wall with a nail."

So the duck says, "Got any nails?"

And then the bartender looks surprised, and says, "Of course I've got f***ing nails. Can't you see them?"

And the duck says, "Got any bread?"

And the bartender throws the duck out of the bar.

Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.

It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.

What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.

Why are mice bad singers?

They are very cheesy.

What's the difference between a bird and jam?

You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.

Fuck burger.

The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.

A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.

What's a gay person's favorite meal?

Meat with white sticky stuff.

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."

"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"