Food jokes
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
I hate it when that happens
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!