Food jokes
He jizzes canned cheese.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!