Food jokes
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.