Food jokes
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
I have breakfast with my boys.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.