It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
Food Jokes
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
I have breakfast with my boys.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
bröd
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Let's taco about something.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
