Food jokes
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Memes
it's a fnac ref
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!