What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
You are a fat pig.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
