Food jokes
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
bröd
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Memes
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.