One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."
Candy Rejection
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Little Johnny is basically telling the girl she's like candy: good at first, but eventually causes pain and he gets tired of her. It's a kid's way of saying "I'm breaking up with you because you're annoying," but with a sugary twist. And, you know, based on your joke-comprehension skills, you probably still think candy is a solid relationship metaphor.
mr tinted
your spelling sucks
Anonymous
I had a stroke trying to read that
Anonymous
go back to kindergarten retard
coopfastjonny
learn to freakin spell. are you dumb or what.
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Dude my head hurts just reading this bro