Food jokes
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Krusty nut
Hi, I like food.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
How was your day, Freshfry?
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”