What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Hi, I like food.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
I like moldy food.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
