Food jokes
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
I like moldy food.
Memes
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I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
How was your day, Freshfry?
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.