Food jokes
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Hi, I like food.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Krusty nut
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.