Food jokes
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Memes
Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
Banana bread is cute.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Krusty nut
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Hi, I like food.