Food jokes
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.