Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Blue Takis?
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
