Food

Food jokes

Cow

What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?

"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"

Memes

Vegan

What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?

Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.

Morgue

Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!

Stomach

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

Chicken

This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

Fridge

What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?

O I C U R M T

Sandwich

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)

Michael Jackson

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.