Food jokes
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
Memes
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T