Food jokes
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Memes
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.