Food jokes
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
are you serious right neow
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.