Food jokes
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Memes
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Blue Takis?
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.