Food jokes
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.