What did the man say to the woman. "Make me a sandwhich".
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.
It made sour milk.
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
Peanut butter 🧈
haha derit oot saw ti esuaceb pu dnats ekib eht tndluoc yhw
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria? He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
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How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop 🍕
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
what is a cannibals favorite type of pizza?
domi-nose
What do you call meat in an oven? Africa
so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "
so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
what is 6 inches and its long and its long? a slim Jim
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
