Food jokes
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.