Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
where do u order nonbinary pizza?
little xe/xyrs
whats juice wrlds favourite salad? a seizure salad
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T Bellies
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
Im not chef but boyardees days getting harder and harder to get through
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-a-war?
A: pulled pork
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
What’s a cannibals favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men)
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy
What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Let’s go for an ALL-in-one buffet
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer? -- The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
what's the name of a cannibals favorite all you can eat buffet ? planned parenthood !
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
Why wont cannibals eat divorced women?
Just to Bitter.
What type of cake cant orphans eat... Home made
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
