Food

Food jokes

Man

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.

Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.

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  • Fat

    If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

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  • Memes

    Knife

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    The top panel shows a close-up of a loaf of bread with a knife cutting through it. The knife appears to have heating elements and is glowing red. The bottom panel shows a man's face in a state of excitement. In the foreground, his hand is reaching for a blue button that says 'INVEST'. Below this is the label 'Knife Toaster'.
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  • Salad

    How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.

    Refrigerator

    What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

    Pudding

    I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.

    Noodle

    What do girls and noodles have in common?

    They both wiggle when you eat them.

    Orphan

    Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

    A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

    Vagina

    Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

    Vegetable

    My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.

    I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.

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