Food jokes
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Blue Takis?
After 12, it's lunch. ๐
Memes
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
I like Cheetos.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.