If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Food Jokes
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
I like Cheetos.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
If youβre forced to have it as a child, you wonβt like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
