What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
I like Cheetos.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
If youβre forced to have it as a child, you wonβt like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
