Food jokes
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Blue Takis?
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
I like Cheetos.