Food jokes
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Memes
Blue Takis?
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
I like Cheetos.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.