Food jokes
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
ASIANS>!?!?!?
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
Blue Takis?
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
I like Cheetos.