whati s a pup's favorite pizza puperoni
If mcdonald's is fast food, the dairy queen is Fast Cream.
Two cannibals are eating a clown,
One says to the other one-"Does this taste funny to you?"
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
What's the difference between pussy and pizza...nothing because I'll eat them both
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the bill.
how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair
what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats. How many are hungry?
A.10
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What do you call a baby potato 🥔?
Small Fry!
My son said he burnt food on accident so I told him he was an accident
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach ?
Stop eating caterpillars
q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
Last time I ate a vegetable I got banned from my sisters group home.
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
one time i ate a chair.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?
Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
