Food jokes
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Memes
After 12, it's lunch. ๐
Q: Why couldnโt Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they donโt like fast food.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
I like Cheetos.