What do sprinters eat before a race? -- Nothing, they fast.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? 2 planes
a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said "sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant". So he stretches his eyes and says "oh herro can i get some chiri".
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
" 5 second rule! "
anyone want to eat me up im in that kind of mood right now
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
If a Indian had powers it's would be throwing tika masala
Who hates going to a pizza party
A weirdough
do you want drugs buy kfc poor people
my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a her before
Follow for candy kids like for pizza kids commet for kids
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
a donut and depresion are the same both have nothing in the middle and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for to long
The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
