Food jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Shitpost-master general
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
I knead bread.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.