Food jokes
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?
A. Jackfruit
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
All these wraps and you still can't beatbox.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!