Food jokes
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Chimichanga.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Pop a choccy milk!
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!