Food jokes
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
are you serious right neow
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
Like if you love food!
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.