Food jokes
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
Memes
Like if you love food!
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."