Like if you love food!
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
