What's the difference between pussy and pizza...nothing because I'll eat them both
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
Like if you love food!!
if your waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the bill.
Last time I ate a vegetable I got banned from my sisters group home.
q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach ?
Stop eating caterpillars
what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese
What do you call a baby potato 🥔?
Small Fry!
My son said he burnt food on accident so I told him he was an accident
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats. How many are hungry?
A.10
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
one time i ate a chair.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?
Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
What is the difference between a Chick pea and a Garbanzo bean? I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
