What is another word for a bagel? ๐ฅฏ Jewish doughnut โก๏ธ ๐ฉ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ช ๐ช ๐ ๐ ๐
Iโm going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol
COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
My wife told me I could never ever build a car out of spaghetti , you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
WELCOME TO THE FAST FOOD DIVORCE CENTER WHERE YESTERDAYS LIES ARE TODAYS FRIES
me: do you eat your cereal with water? you: no why? me: cuz your dad never came back with the milk
Did you hear about the woman who put her husbandโs ashes in a burrito? He gets to tear that ass up one more time
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly. I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking but she said she didn't want any. When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don't go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn't if I fried
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."
Where were the first French Fries ๐ made?
In Greece.
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? Itโs because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Dark..Humor :)
