Food jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
lets get oiled up guys
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
I don't want to taco about myself.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!