Food jokes

What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?

I want to fuck them both.

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?

Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲

"Go get me the lamb sauce!"

What is an orphan and an apple?

They get picked.

How was your day, Freshfry?

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

What is long, hard, and has cum in it?

A cucumber.

Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.

"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."

What’s a green cucumber?

A carrot.

What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

The Munch Bunch.

Why do orphans have water in cereal?

Because mom was never around to produce milk.

Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).

If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

Do you want to wear my sombrero?

Or is that nacho style?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.