Food jokes
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?