Food jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
Strength
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
I make baby mush.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.