What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Banana bread is cute.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Beans and toast.
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
