Food jokes
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Memes
Shitpostmastergeneral
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Banana bread is cute.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.