Food jokes
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Memes
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"