Food jokes
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
Banana bread is cute.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.