"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Eat this, peppe.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
