Food jokes
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Memes
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.