Food jokes

What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?

Yeah.

Why?

Because I got too obsessed with hares.

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.

What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?

"Ah!"

Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?

Because he was too stuffed.

Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.

I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."

If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?

0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.

What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?

Why did the camel cross the road?

Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.

Why can't blondes make ice?

They forgot the recipe.

Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.

What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?

"Now sashimi, now you don't!"

What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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What is an egg?

Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?

A: Because it tasted like shit.

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."