Food jokes
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."