Food jokes
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Keep calm and curry on!
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.