Food jokes
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Lettuce ketchup.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.