When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Food Jokes
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Curry must hurry.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
I breathe in African food.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
That was a really crappy bun!
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
