Food jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
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What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.