Food jokes
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Memes
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Curry must hurry.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
I breathe in African food.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.