Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. The "soup" is period blood. Get it? Moms have periods once a month and the kid wants a salad instead. You probably think ketchup is spicy, don't you?
Miles
I don't get it?