Food jokes
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Bean.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.