Food jokes

What is a cow's favorite dance move?

The milkshake.

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

What did the skeleton say after dinner?

Bon appétit!

I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.

What do you call a bloody pig?

HAMorrhage!

Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?

What do you call a group of masturbating cows?

Beef stroganoff.

Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?

A: It cracked up!

What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"

What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?

Cheese Fries 🍟😋

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?

CHEESE-US!

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."

Have you tried eating a clock?

It's time-consuming!

I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.

Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!