Food jokes
I breathe in African food.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
really is there
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.