Bone appetit jokes

What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

Bone-appetit!

What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?

BONE-Appetit!

What did the chef say to the skeleton?

"Bone appetit!"

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!

Hey paps, BONE-appetit!

(Just eat your spaguetti.)

I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!