Yogurt

Yogurt Jokes

Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.

Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"

"Mayotteโ€™s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oatโ€™s)" ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡น

I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.