Food jokes
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Do nut get in my way.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Where is Freshfry?
Do nut get in my way.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Milk (DYM 115).
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!