Food jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
Memes
I dare you not to laugh
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
That's caketasic!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.