Food jokes
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Your mum eats cabbage.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!