Food jokes
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Memes
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Mama milky?
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Your mum eats cabbage.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.