Sculpture jokes

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?

His face was chiseled in a mountain.

The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.

Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.

The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!

What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?

Snowballs.

Jobs,

50 shapes head.

They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!

What do lesbians love to use in art class?

Scissors.

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.

A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.

The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.

Q: What's the best way to carve wood?

A: Whittle by whittle.