Sculpture jokes
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
“Get out of my face clown.”(sorry for low quality)
When someone created Queen Elizabeth ii out of clay :/
Yall want some nightmare fuel?
i searched overweight car instead of overweight cat-
