Sculpture jokes
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
