Sculpture jokes
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
