Sculpture jokes
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "Thatβs Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
Memes
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How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasnβt in it.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
