Sculpture jokes

What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.

What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?

Snowballs.

Q: What's the best way to carve wood?

A: Whittle by whittle.

Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.

The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?

His face was chiseled in a mountain.

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.

What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.