Sculpture jokes

The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.

Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.

The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?

His face was chiseled in a mountain.

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.

Jobs,

50 shapes head.

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.

What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?

A plastic surgeon. 😷

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Q: What's the best way to carve wood?

A: Whittle by whittle.

What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?

Snowballs.