5+ Sculpture Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Mount Rushmore

What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.

Snowman

What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?

Snowballs.

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Dog

what?😦

A dog sculpture with a spoon stuck to its head. The dog is lying down and looking sad.

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Wood

Q: What's the best way to carve wood?

A: Whittle by whittle.

Statue

Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.

The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!

Kobe Bryant

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?

His face was chiseled in a mountain.

Royal

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

Skeleton

The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.

Band

What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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Statue

A close-up view of a 3D rendered Moai statue, displaying its stoic face and textured surface against a plain white background.

Food

An image shows a sculpture of Godzilla made out of some sort of food, possibly chocolate.

Nightmare

Yall want some nightmare fuel?

A girl is sitting on Shrek's leg, and both have the face of a person with a mustache.

Frog

A marble sculpture of a frog from the Shang Dynasty (1600-1045 B.C.). Credit and Collection: Sotheby's.

Dog

Eh... heh heh heh heh heh heh heh... HEE HEE HEE HEEE HEEEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEE

A white statue of a dog with a human-like body sitting down with its legs crossed.

Worm

A pink, worm-like creature with a human face. The face is that of Dwayne Johnson. It is on a black background.

Statue

A 3D rendering of a moai statue. It is gray with some mossy green tint and looks slightly smiling. The background is black.

Face

Which one?

The image is a three-panel cartoon. In the top panel, a man in a lab coat points angrily at the Joker, saying, "Get out of my face, clown." The second panel shows only the Joker smiling wickedly, with text, "Which one?" under him. The third panel shows four stone sculptures with faces.

Queen Elizabeth II

When someone created Queen Elizabeth ii out of clay :/

A slightly caricatured clay figure of Queen Elizabeth II, with a blue hat and dress, smiling.

Clown

“Get out of my face clown.”(sorry for low quality)

The image shows a scene from an animated series where a character says "Get out of my face, clown" to the Joker. Below this is another shot of the Joker from the same animation and the text "Which one?". In the bottom part of the image are four stone heads with different facial expressions.

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