Food jokes
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
Kiwi loves men.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
I like chips.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.