Food jokes
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.