Food jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
Memes
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.