Food jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."

How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?

Chip, chip, hooray!

How to make emo cakes:

Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

What kind of fish do people eat?

Deep-fried fish.

What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he was kneading a poop.

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.

If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.

What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?