What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
Food Jokes
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
