Food jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.