Food jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
Memes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!