Food jokes
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
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My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
I fucking love rhubarbs.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.