Reese jokes

Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!

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Reese's.

Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."