I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
One-Ton Soup
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up buttercup. You see, a "ton" is a unit of weight equal to 2000 pounds. So, when this joker says "one-ton soup," he's really saying he's got 2000 pounds of soup...which is exactly what he stated at the beginning. Get it? I bet you didn't, you dumb bimbo.