Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Food Jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
I ate my mom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
