Food jokes
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
Memes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
I ate my mom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What does this mean? 👊🥩