Food jokes

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

What do apples and orphans have in common?

The apple gets picked.

Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?

To make room in the freezer for his special meat.

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!

What do Africans eat for breakfast?

E-bola Cornflakes.

What do orphans eat for breakfast?

Daddy-O's.

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?

Because they got plain.

Sandwiches are yummy! 😋

What egg do you buy an orphan?

Free range.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."

What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.

What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...

Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.

Ass cream.