Food jokes
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
Memes
SPAGHETTI DEMON
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?
I cried when I cut up the onions.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Pop a choccy milk!
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!