Food jokes
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
A duck walks into a bar. The duck says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." Then the duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "NO!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No, and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Well then, bartender, got any bread?"
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.