Food jokes
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
You want a pizza from me!!!!
Memes
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Pop a choccy milk!
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.