Food jokes
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
Friends you eat with are called "tastebuds".
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.