Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Food Jokes
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Ass cream.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
