Food jokes
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
me eating with my famliy
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
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What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!