What is purple and whines when itβs squished?
A bunch of grapes! ππ
Food Jokes
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud π
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
What does Mrs. Grapes π love the most?
Raisin' kids.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
Why did the lemon π go to the doctor π©ββοΈ?
Because he had a sour stomach.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I canβt tell you, youβll spread it.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. π π π π
