Food

Food jokes

Oreo

Why did the OREO go to the dentist?

Because he needed a filling. πŸ˜‚

Grape

What is purple and whines when it’s squished?

A bunch of grapes! πŸ‡πŸ˜‚

Gummy bear

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

Snack Bar

When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"

Memes

Little Johnny

Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"

Cannibal

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

Cow

What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?

A milk dud πŸ˜‚

Onion

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.

Tower

What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.

Lemon

Why did the lemon πŸ‹ go to the doctor πŸ‘©β€βš•οΈ?

Because he had a sour stomach.

Butter

Did you hear the joke about the butter?

What is it?

I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.