What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried
Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size
What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns
What’s the only thing with 4 legs Asians don’t eat? A table
In heaven responsible for the joke is the English man for food the Italian man and for the law and order a German man.. In hell responsible for food is the English man for order and law the Italian man and for jokes the German man
I don’t put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns
Pizza hut
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre.Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée !”
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
