Food jokes
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Ass cream.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.