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Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says "you start at the bottom I start at the top" so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says "i'm having a ball" then than the the first cannibal says "than you're eating too fast"
I wanted another piece of pizza.... but she said I could only have One Piece.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
I know an orphan named Zara and he has never hade homemade food
Asians love it when a british person says "Rice"!
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth
Someone: PLEASE EAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE *Me tryna remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because ive already googled it and given up because it takes too long* Me: Na yeah I still have 19 days left
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheel chair
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
Welcome to arbys, where your babies become our gravy!
For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
What is a cannibles fav place to eat
Five guys
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed Thanks for coming
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
