Food jokes
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
A chicken is delicious.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
Chimichanga.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
They are delicious.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.