Food jokes
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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What's bad? A nut allergy.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
I make baby mush.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
Hey guys, it's cake time!