What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
