Food jokes
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.