Food jokes
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.