Food jokes
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
I had a horse named Mayo, and sometimes Mayonnaise.