A burgur walks into a bar and says: "Hi sir can I have a glass of water?" And the waiter says: "I'm sorry sir we don't serve food here,"
If chickens make chicken nuggies does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?!
CONSPIRACY!!!
Have you ever eaten African food?
What does Tofu and a dildo Have in common? They both meat substitute
Just think when we getting fucked we make our own food
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
What's big round and can't move?
A vegetable
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Yesterday I made food using oil- Olive oil (I love oil)
What is the best way to end a cook book?
And that’s a wrap
what did the meditating egg say A) ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Why was the twin towers angry
They ordered pepperoni but they only got plane
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite
