Food jokes
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.