What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
Food Jokes
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
