Food jokes
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
All Nepali love momos.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Am I a guard or a guava?
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.