What do lesbian cook for dinner They don't they just eat out
It was dinner in the plane and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner "What are my choices?"the passenger said.? "Yes or No," the flight attendant replied.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl... a blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)
Why was the chef embarrassed. He saw the salad dressing.
🧀:C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀:You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
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Woman- What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich
Husband- I know! How about you COMEBACK with a godda*n sandwich?
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?
Mississippi Mud.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
When Covid spreads through food but you realized you live in Africa.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
