In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What is a cannibles fav place to eat
Five guys
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
Welcome to arbys, where your babies become our gravy!
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheel chair
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth
I wanted another piece of pizza.... but she said I could only have One Piece.
What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together? They both love hot dogs
Whats a cannibal's favourite drink? A Bloody mary
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion ?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
