Food jokes
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What age is served for breakfast?
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.