Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
Food Jokes
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
