What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
Food Jokes
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.
My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
