Whats a cannibal's favourite drink? A Bloody mary
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58
What do you call a sandwich đ„Ș full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! đ
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion ?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They donât cook because they love eating out
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A âBeanerSchnitzelâ!
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried
Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size
What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns
Whatâs the only thing with 4 legs Asians donât eat? A table
In heaven responsible for the joke is the English man for food the Italian man and for the law and order a German man.. In hell responsible for food is the English man for order and law the Italian man and for jokes the German man
I donât put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say "thats thanksgiving man!"
