what worng with airline food...! theier not blakc and there not poeple. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! your'e welcom?
If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?" "Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ̈Sorry, we don't serve food here."
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business
Why cant the chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats
What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it
What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A MISsteak
What's a lesbians favorite type of food?
Finger-Food
What did the plate say to the other plate ?? Lunch is on me😂😂
What did the dalmation dog say after he finished his meal?
That hit the spot?
are you my pantry bc u look like a snack ;)
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What do cats eat for breakfast???????????
mice krispies
What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say "thats thanksgiving man!"
Why are french fries rude
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
