What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Alright listen up, genius. So, you know how apples get picked off trees? Well, orphans don't get picked...because nobody wants them. It's dark, see? Like your chances of understanding basic humor. You probably eat glue, don't you?
i <3 orphans jokes
I KNOW THAT JOKE
Anonymous
Yeah, because it's been said THOUSANDS OF TIMES YOU IDIOT
Anonymous
Orphan jokes are funny BUT THEN THE SAME FUCKING JOKE IS SAID MILLIONS OF TIMES AND ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE. PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Noob
Hey!
1729 called. They want their joke back..