Food jokes
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Memes
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.