Food jokes
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
I cried when my dad cut onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.