Food jokes
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Memes
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!