Animal Product jokes
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."
Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."
Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.
Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.