What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
