Animal Product jokes
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What is a cow?
What is mad cow disease?
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!