Animal Product jokes
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees