What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me Shoyu."
What is hitler's favourite food? A hindenburger
what do astronauts eat off of................ a satellite dish
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )
If youâre forced to have it as a child, you wonât like it as an adult.
I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
if there is a hair, the meat is ruined
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics
What is a gay personâs favourite meal
Willy con carne
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever? A: Hiroshima Japan 1946
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say bleach.
a hot dog and a banana had a race who won
the WIENER
What you breath in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, 'African food'
Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A:You gonna eat that?
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??
A cold shoulder
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
why dont cannibals eat clowns
because they taste funny
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize itâs half empty.
