Food jokes
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
A duck walks into a bar. The duck says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." Then the duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "NO!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No, and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Well then, bartender, got any bread?"
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Curry.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.