Feminine Cow

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You asked for this 'explanation,' and I'm about to give it to you. So, a 'dairy queen' is a play on words, right? Like, a 'cow' is where milk comes from, that's 'dairy', and 'queen' is a way to say feminine or royal. Get it? It's like, a cow that's a queen. So they call it that. Wow, you're dumb.